You're Danny Dipstick, the sociable single. The only trouble is that all the girls hate you because you're a dork. Every Saturday night you go to the local nightclub and every time you strike out and end up going home alone.

Tonight is going to be different. After picking up some advice from your neighbour, you vow that tonight is the night that you will meet a nice girl and get her phone number. After that, who knows?

As you stand outside the front lobby of the nightclub, you can't help thinking that you've forgotten something...


Your goal is simply to get a girl's phone number so that you can take her out on a date. In order to do so, you will have to follow the advice given to you by your neighbour, and that means addressing three issues.


This is a traditional text adventure that was written for ParserComp 2021.

A text adventure is a form of computer game that presents you with a story. You take on the role of the main character in the story and control that character's actions. The story has a goal and you will need to solve puzzles in order to achieve that goal. The computer tells you where you are, what you can see and what's happening around you. You can then move around, examine the things you find and manipulate those things by telling the computer what to do using simple English commands.

Commands consist of a verb phrase, optionally followed by a noun phrase. Most commands can be abbreviated to a verb followed by a noun. For example, KISS THE PRETTY GIRL can be abbreviated to KISS GIRL.

In some cases, the verb phrase and first noun phrase may be followed by a second noun phrase. The two noun phrases are usually separated by a preposition. For example, UNLOCK DOOR WITH HOUSE KEY. If you only use a verb and a noun, the game will generally tell you if it needs an extra phrase or implicitly try to deduce what is needed for the second phrase.

Don't panic! It's not as complicated as it sounds. Just use simple English sentences starting with a verb and it will all feel quite natural.


To move around, use commands like GO NORTH and WALK SOUTH. You can move in any of the four cardinal compass directions. (There are no diagonal directions, UP or DOWN in this game.) To save typing, movement commands can be abbreviated to N, S, E and W. You can sometimes use other movement commands such as ENTER, EXIT, IN and OUT, but these are only alternatives to normal compass directions.

This is only a small game, but you should still draw a map to ensure that you don't miss any exits to other locations.

Examining things

Make sure you EXAMINE everything you find, as subtle hints and clues are scattered everywhere. It might even reveal a new object. When you enter a new location, scan the location description for nouns and examine each of those nouns. If the responses reveal any new nouns, then examine those as well. To save typing, EXAMINE can be abbreviated to X. For example, EXAMINE NIGHTCLUB can be abbreviated to X NIGHTCLUB.

You can also try your other senses when it seems appropriate, e.g. SMELL, TOUCH and LISTEN. Unlike EXAMINE, these actions probably aren't necessary to solve any puzzles, so don't feel obligated to use them.

Manipulating objects

Apart from exploring and examining things, most of your time will be spent manipulating objects. Use commands like GET or TAKE to pick up an object, e.g. GET DRINK. Use commands like DROP or DISCARD to drop an object, e.g. DROP MONEY. Use WEAR to wear something, e.g. WEAR RING. Use REMOVE to remove something that is already worn, e.g. REMOVE SUIT.

There are many other verbs that can be used to manipulate objects. These will be fairly obvious when the time comes. Common verbs include EAT, DRINK, BUY and so on. Use verbs like PUT to put objects into containers or on supporters, e.g. PUT CIGARETTE BUTT IN ASHTRAY.


To see what you're currently carrying and wearing, use INVENTORY (or I). As you are not a pack horse, you can only carry ten objects at a time, not counting the things you are wearing. As this is only a small game, this limit is not likely to cause a problem.

Communicating with characters

You will encounter quite a few characters in the game. When you first meet new characters, in addition to examining them, you should try talking to them, e.g. TALK TO BARTENDER. You can also try asking them about something that seems relevant to get further information, e.g. ASK ROSE VENDOR ABOUT NIGHTCLUB. You can also try showing them something or giving them something, e.g. GIVE MONEY TO CLERK.

Advanced features

You can use the pronouns IT, HIM, HER or THEM to refer to objects used in previous commands, e.g. EXAMINE NOTE, READ IT.

You can refer to multiple objects by separating the objects with AND, e.g. GET GIN AND TONIC.

You can use ALL to refer to all the appropriate objects with GET and DROP, e.g. GET ALL to get everything in the current location, GET ALL FROM TABLE to get everything on the table, DROP ALL to drop everything you're holding.

When using ALL, you can use EXCEPT or BUT to exclude some objects, e.g. DROP ALL EXCEPT MONEY AND NOTE.

Finally, you can enter multiple commands on the same line by separating them with a period, e.g. UNLOCK DOOR. OPEN IT.


You achieve one point for addressing each of the issues that your neighbour told you about, and a further point for getting a girl's phone number. Your score and the number of moves is shown in the status bar at the top of the screen.

Other commands

Use LOOK (or L) to refresh the display.

Use SCORE to get your current score. Use STATUS to see how you're going with each of the issues that your neighbour told you about.

Use VERSION to get the game version. Use ABOUT or INFO to get some background information and credits for the game. Use CREDITS to get the credits only.

Use SAVE to save your progress. Use RESTORE to restore a saved game.

Use UNDO to undo the last move. This is handy if you change your mind or make a mistake. (You can't get killed or get into an unwinnable situation.)

Use AGAIN (or G) to repeat the last command.

Use WAIT (or Z) to do nothing apart from pass the time.

Use RESTART to restart the game from the beginning and QUIT (or Q) to quit without restarting.

For an extra challenge

This game is all about exploration, finding things, solving puzzles and having a bit of a laugh along the way. For an extra challenge, once you have completed the game, try solving it in the minimum number of moves.

Most importantly, have fun, enjoy the game and don't pinch any bottoms in the bar.

Playing the game

This game is written in Inform 6 and compiled to a z-code game file. You need a z-code interpreter to play the game file. There are z-code interpreters available for all the major platforms, as well as many minor and retro platforms. There are far too many to list here. The best source of downloads is probably the Interactive Fiction Archive. See interpreters for z-code interpreters and interpreters-multi for interpreters that interpret both z-code games and other formats.

Common z-code interpreters

Android: I recommend Hunky Punk from Google Play. (There are others, as well.)

iOS: I recommend Frotz from the Apple App Store. (There are others, as well.)

Linux: See the links above.

Mac: See the links above.

Windows: I recommend Windows Frotz from the interpreters link above. (There are others, as well.)

Keyboard shortcuts

Some interpreters have keyboard shortcuts. If you are using an interpreter on a computer with a conventional keyboard, most will allow you to press the up and down arrow keys to cycle through your past commands. This is handy if you want to repeat the previous command or correct a typo.


Inform 6 compiler, language and library originally written by Graham Nelson and now maintained by David Griffith, David Kinder, Andrew Plotkin et al.

Parchment interpreter written by Dannii Willis et al.

Concept by Michael Marchetti.

Game design and coding by Garry Francis.

Play testing by Andrew Schultz, Dee Cooke, Edo Rajh and Tristin Grizel Dean.

Type ABOUT in game for further background info.


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